I haven’t been able to play as much but I’ve been keeping an
eye on the idiots over at Minerbumping. Since the bans went down it’s been
business as usual over there…. 110% DENIAL.
I guess James 315 or whoever is phoning his blog in thinks
if you don’t talk or write about it, it never happened. I hear CCP is still
flying butterfly nets around Kino trying to capture his delusional ass but as
he never logs in they haven’t been able to capture and study him yet.
I am happy to see Butthurt Miner is still posting on
Minerbumping as hes one of the few to post something called the truth at them.
I had words with Rabe Raptor the other night in local. If you
don’t know Rabe, you can find him on my Killboard. Sadly, Concord chose to
whore on some of those killmails. Quite frankly I’m getting tired of it and
wish they would stop.
Rabe was posting his Blog "www.lawofhighsec.com" and I was
posting Gankerbumping back at him. For fun I clicked on what he was posting and
CODE/ Conference Elite is recruiting. Isn't that odd?? Don’t they have enough
numbers anymore??
So there is a long drawn out application process over there
but I think I can save The Conference Elite some time.
Here’s what CODE needs to fill its ranks back up…
Neckbeard:
A socially inept individual. Smug/self-important for no reason, or
shy unless with fellow Neckbeards. When spoken to, will quickly reveal extremely
limited social experience. To a normal person they will be definitively
near-autistic.
Visual cues:
1. Fedora.
2. Trenchcoat.
3. Overdressed.
3. Greasy hair
4. Ponytail.
5. Acne at any age.
6. Dyed hair.
7. Shitty beard.
8. Pedostache.
9. Wears all black.
10. Wears all red.
11. Odd eye behavior, similar to low self esteem (avoiding,
darting, or over-compensational staring).
12. Hand placement. Instead of pockets, usually leave them at
sides or cross them.
You can assume:
- virgin
- furry
- live in their parent's basement
- only watch anime
- only read manga
- inflated, hollow self esteem
- will laugh at things that aren’t very funny
- will NOT understand the Neckbeard concept
- bronie
- hasn’t bathed in days, and if you get close, you can confirm,
but if you do they will think you're making a sexual pass at them and excrete
more stench.
- willingness to blindly follow a delusional blog writer and kiss
his ass hourly.
So if you know any die hard neckbeards, please refer them to
Loyalmoron and Rabe.
Fly Safe Highsec!
Severe psychological disorders are also mandatory for joining code. We all know LoyaloMoron has a Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Rabe has an extreme Disillusion Disorder so these are good for code leadership but for your run of the mill nobody slave ganker who is only there to serve then minimum requirement is being a Sociopath.
ReplyDeleteSociopath (also known as Antisocial Personality Disorder) is a type of chronic mental condition in which a person's ways of thinking, perceiving situations and relating to others are dysfunctional — and destructive. People with antisocial personality disorder typically have no regard for right and wrong and often disregard the rights, wishes and feelings of others.
Those with antisocial personality disorder tend to antagonize, manipulate or treat others either harshly or with callous indifference. They may often violate the law, landing in frequent trouble, yet they show no guilt or remorse. They may lie, behave violently or impulsively, and have problems with drug and alcohol use. These characteristics typically make people with antisocial personality disorder unable to fulfill responsibilities related to family, work or school.
There you go Gorila, that and your profile fits every ganker LMAO
Well anonymous...Can you guys finally stop accusing every CODE. member of having any kind of mental or psychological disorder?
DeleteDo you know who Loyalanon or Rabe are in RL? No
Did you ever meet them? No
Did you ask their doctors about a medical certificate about their mental or psychologic status? No
Do you have any proof that any CODE. member has a mental or pychological disability? No
So when will you guys finally stop this Every-CODE.-member-has-a-disability-thinking? I´m afraid you will never do so...
And if I read you definition of a ganker...well then I would be a sociopathe, at least 50% of the Eve players I know and probably at least a third of the whole Eve community would be sociopathes. And why? Because we destroy pixels... Well, if I read some of the mails that miners send after beeing ganked, like "I want you to die to cancer and to have your sister raped by your father...." then I really have to ask myself who is more likely to be a sociopathe....
Fly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
There you go Poppi shows his true colors. He is out and out code (which we knew all along). And ploppi yes to all the above, I have COMPLETE proof you are all nuts and you vindicated that with your wall of text and tears meltdown LOL I am pleased to see how easy it is to get at you code perps LMAO
DeleteAnd the mails you read were what your fellow gankers send to people and that is why they are always getting permabanned and I have proof of that too. Wipe those tears ploppi!!
Well anonymous, let me see your proofs. And btw, I really feel sorry for you, that you seem to be unable to open your eyes and to see, what is really going on. So you still think I am a CODE. member? Well I can´t change people´s minds, so if thinking, that I am a CODE. member makes you feel better and happy, that´s fine.
DeleteAnd with your post, you show just that you have NO idea, whatsoever, why CODE. agents do not get banned (exept from some exeptions)
Hope you will open your eyes at some point.... Would be a good step first of all, to post with your ingame nick, to show, that you are not as bad as a lot of cowards, who post on the minerbumping blog as well as here...
Fly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
You speak like code - oh post with your main - oh this oh that - where is the proof etc All the usual tantrums and you stuck up for code all the time so that makes you one of them.
DeleteShame you can't open your narrow mind and see what is happening but since you are mentally ill like the rest of your clan then there is no helping you. It's also not like you have someone in RL to tell you the truth since you are a braindead nobody with nothing in RL who just likes to idiot rant on the internet and think what you say matters when it doesn't.
Thanks for your tears rabe or whatever you code alt name is. Get over the permabans and you cowardly run from AT - LMAO
So you accuse me of beeing a nobody in RL, but you decide to post with anonymous....Hmm. However, you just don´t get the point. I try to help you to get the point, that it is just silly to accuse everyone of having some kind of illness, and what do you do? You accuse me of having mental illness... Come on please, is that all you have to say to this argument? That´s really weak...
DeleteFly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
Shows how braindead you are, no one can post as anonymous - you didn't know? It is a joke but I forgot you code people have no humor and instead you like ranting at everyone.
DeleteIt is fact you are nobody and that is why you are coming on here trying to prove you are someone (which you haven't done yet btw) with your stupid opinions and pretense at being smart.
And yes you are mentally ill, anyone can diagnose that, it is very obvious but ask your girlfriend. LOL Strike that you don't have one. Ask your friends. Strike that you don't have any. Ask your family - oh strike that you fell out with them all. Ask your refection in the mirror. Strike that you hate yourself. OK ask the rat in the stinking basement, seems like it is only friend you have LMAO
Anonymous, I am not trying to proof anything. As I already mentioned, I am just trying to make you realize that your permanent HAHA-you-are-ill-and-you-don´t-have-friends-HAHA is just anoying. You have no proof whatsoever for what you are telling all the time. And it is the internet. I can claim to be anyone, you can claim to be anyone. But depending on your behavior here I´d rather admit by your postings here that you want to be someone, but you do not have the courage to do so...
DeleteFly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
LOL I am more thaN you will ever be on Eve and RL, lets put it that way. I have a game on Eve which is broad and I am very well respected in every aspect of the game but hey I don't need to prove anything to you because you are a low end cowardly ganker and so I won't.
DeleteI don't talk to gankers or code apart from taking my time out to insult them. In RL I have everything but again I don't need to prove something to you, I think you being you is enough and I don't need to add my humiliation to that LMAO
Enjoy your mental illness - that self esteem issue you have is taking hold and you need to see a counselor or section yourself LOL
So anonymous, you tell me that you do not talk to gankers, but still you answer to my comments?.... Hmm.... Well, you already showed me several times, that I do not need to understand your logic. You call ganking cowardly? What exactly is so cowardly about ganking? If you still belive highsec should be 100% safe then you should probably go out into RL where you have got everything you need to have and where you have got soooo many friends and enjoy your time without Eve... But I am afraid that you are simply unable to open your mind. In your opinion, there is you and everyone who does not think the same as you do is mental ill or a coward or whatever. I hope that there are not that many people out there who think the same as you do....
DeleteFly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
Clarifying things because you are stupid - I don't talk to gankers, I ridicule them and get them mad which is very easy with someone like you LOL
DeleteSince you are so demented and don't know, ganking is cowardly because instead of choosing to go 1V1 against a good opponent with guns, you shoot people with mining lasers.
If that is your game and you aren't capable of anything else then it means you are limited but you already know that and that is why you are having anger meltdowns on here because you know you are a failure. That's sounds like you are the one who isn't capable to me or open minded enough to broaden you game. LOL and no I won't ever quit Eve, I enjoying harassing retarded idiots like you constantly :)
Well, let´s turn your statement you did about gankers around. I can also claim that miners are cowards because instead of shooting something that can shoot back (even an NPC) they choose to "shoot" asteroids with mining lasers. How is your gankers-are-cowards-statement working out for you now? I also choose to fight regulary opponents with guns. And would you leave your mining ship and change to a combat ship, if I asked to fight you? I´m not sure. So is it maybe possible that you are the coward and not me....?
DeleteAnd you said you enjoy "harrassing" me. Well if you call this harrasing your standarts are really so damn low.
*Sarkasm warning*
But, hey maybe I should send this story to Ripard Teg and he will write a wall of text about harrasing people in third party forums and you will get your account banned like E1 and bla bla bla
*Normal text again*
Fly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
Hmm seems like the sarkasm warning was not enough for you... Or do you just don´t understand what sarkasm is? Well however...
DeleteI know that you guys farm ore to reprocess it and built ships and bla bla. But what would you do if noone blows those ships up? Well let´s make it easy for you: no ships get blown up-noone needs to buy new ships-noone buys minerals anymore to build ships.... And please stop using the normal miner expressions and find out your own ones. The standart ones get really boring...
Fly safe o/
Poppi Starfox
Okay Poppi and Anon, Ive booked you both a room at a motel 6 of your choice. Just go ahead and meet and have angry sex with each other and get it out of your systems...i KNOW your wanting to kiss.
DeleteLOL it would be first time he got anything - he is an obvious virgin LMAO
DeleteYou guys, you just crack me up. So much bitterness over a game about spaceship combat. Oh well. Whatever floats your boat.
ReplyDeleteHope your Sunday is a good one. Try not to take things so seriously... bad for the health.
Cheers!
Says Falkenberg LOL - he pretends to be Mr Calm but that guy is easily agitated and totally nuts
ReplyDeleteSays anon4:14.
ReplyDeleteHow bout that? Neener neener! LOL
I told you Col is totally whacked out - who says that? Even 3 year olds have more sense LOL
ReplyDeleteHe also isn't a real colonel, such is the chronic mental illness that it makes them create false persona's online because they are complete failures in RL.
It's a special kind of crazy Anon9:58. You should try it sometime.
ReplyDeleteFly safe!
Also Anon9:58... of course I'm not a real Colonel. Duh. It's the name of one my EVE toons. I'm surprised you could not figure that out. Hmmm... maybe you think Gorila Vengaza is really a Gorila looking for vengaza!
ReplyDeleteWell, in his case maybe he is a Gorila... if so, I must ask, how much did you pay for that custom keyboard GV? Because gorilla mitts are rather large. :p
yawn Colonel - did anyone tell you how boring you are?
ReplyDelete