Permit Tank is Best Tank?

Okay highsec, we've had our fun with the past couple of posts. Now I want to show you how James 315 and CODE like to lie to everyone.

This came across my desk and thought I would share with you. Seems CODE NOW revokes permits for BEING AFK IN STATION? Wow..so much for “permit tank is best tank.”

I've seen people get ganked for having 10 point type in their permits, I've seen CODE gank permit holders for not responding within 10 seconds in local. Seems like having a permit is USELESS. Wouldnt you agree?

Fly Safe Highsec!

G.V.

Code Wedding

While cruising The Mitanni.com I saw an article about a couple married at EVE Vegas this past weekend. As it wasn’t the couple I expected I dusted off the special Gankerbumping Phone and called in special correspondents Butthurt Miner and Thomas En Chasteaux and put them to work, what they found is truly amazing.

Seems there was a secret wedding at EVE Vegas this year between Loyalanon and DJentropy Ovaert!!! We got  pics!!!!

It was really no surprise to me as I had seen proof of their budding Bromance in the Minerbumping Chat Channel.

If you haven’t heard , Code diplomat DJentropy Ovaert was recently banned by CCP for what we at Gankerbumping believe to be possible bonus room participation and for flossing his cat. Butthurt Miner managed to get the video of DJ flossing his  beloved cat.

I’m told that all of CODE was there for the wedding and that a drunken and obnoxious Veers Belvar crashed the party. James 315 reportedly gave the bride away but we can’t seem to get confirmation on WHO was the actual bride.

Butthurt and Thomas also managed to get ACTUAL footage of James 315 leaving Kino and heading to Vegas. Please note that due to James 315’s butt emitting unusual radiation he now appears as PLAID when he warps. You can read about it clicking HERE. (scroll down)

I’m told that after Veers crashed the party Loyalanon was seen celebrating at a nearby mall by stealing candy from babies and running into Victoria’s Secret and declaring THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!

Fly Safe Highsec!

G.V.

Wretched Hive

Uedama Update

As most of you know CODE and Goons have been hitting Uedama pretty hard this week, and of course I’ve been right in the middle of most of it. I won’t lie, Code has killed a large number of AFK freighters passing through, but the AG Fleet has saved several of the NONE AFK freighters CODE has gone after. CODE just wont admit to it and we don’t get “Save Mails”.

When CODE kills an AFK Freighter a lot of the CODE monkeys like to ask me in local what I’m doing in Uedama. Here is video footage of what I’ve been doing to CODE in Uedama the past few days…

(yes, I wear a cowboy hat under my hood IN GAME)

Things got rather interesting when Code FC Loyalanon discovered we had insider intel on his fleet and we discovered we had CODE alts in our fleet. I’m told Loyal was kicking people left and right trying to figure out who we had in his fleet. We did find out who he had in ours though.

Loyal also convo’d me during all of this and informed me that James was about to get on CODE Comms. (My inside source confirmed this fact) I asked Loyal to pass a message to James from me. That message being BITE ME! 

While James 315 was on comms, CODE landed a gank fleet on a CHARON and fail ganked it. I was laughing so hard my insane ankle biting dog attacked me in RL. (don’t ask)

I checked the Charon and they had barely scratched the structure so I ran for my logi to rep it back up but it the Charon made it and jumped before I got back to the gate. Loyal then tried to tell me James was never on comms. Yeah…right.

My insider also got me video of James 315 giving Gank Instructions to Loyal and CODE while he was on comms last night.

Fly safe HighSec

And DON’T AFK AUTOPILOT THROUGH UEDAMA!!!

GV

Call to Anti-Ganking

Sorry for the length between updates…But we’ll hit a couple of topics with this post.

As you may or may not know, CODE is ganking freighters again; they hit Uedama last night with record numbers. But I’ll get to that in a min.

Anti-Ganking responded and I’m happy to report we did save one Obelisk CODE tried to gank. CODE took it down to 25% structure.

We got the Obelisk back to 100% and it got to the gate before CODE could land another gank fleet on it. I think the AFK bastard driving it had no clue what was going on…

I want to give all of AG a heads up.

My inside sources are telling me the past 2 nights of ganking is just the beginning. It seems The Mitanni aka Mittens is pissed with CCP’s announced changes to null and he wants GOONS to burn Highsec and all of EVE. That explains the number of Goons flying with CODE now and hitting Uedama.

My question to Mitten’s would be “ If we burn EVE, then wtf are we gonna play?”

I knew the nullsec bears would be upset when I saw the planned changes. I’m curious to see where and how it goes. Personally I wish CCP would go back to adding content like wormhole lore and forget about balancing every damn thing in game and beating my fav ships to death with a nerf bat.

I noticed on Minerbumping that once again the writers are trying to portray everyone in AG as TOXIC. CODE and James 315 refuse to admit that Anti-Ganking gets CODE victims and they can be angry after how CODE has trolled them. Minerbumping is trying to make Kalynn Shardani look bad with a recent post. More spin as usual. A lot of people don’t know that Kalynn works behind the scenes in AG and doesn’t get the spotlight she deserves. I want to share a mail I got a while back.

SO CODE is fair and balanced like Fox News huh?  Here's another Mail I'd like to share.

For those wondering, I dropped an alt in MB the other night, identified myself and was having a decent convo with some of CODE when I got kicked for no reason. Now remind me how Minerbumping calls AG paranoid and toxic?

Last but not least we managed to get one more video of James 315 undocking in Kino again.

Fly Safe HighSec!

GV.